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These are really nice actually. You can get them in Little. Not that I shopped there myself as it made first choice. More of a Super Quinn man myself. Picking up optional bits at LID. I gotta say I'd never touch the meat there. Or Aldi. Only the primest quality expensive stuff that you get at Super Quinn.

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Which is a little bit more pricey I know. But you get what you pay for. I hear they're really giving farmers a hard time. The Little and Aldi boys. Farmers are getting ripped off. But as far as it goes with the old cappuccinos then that's not bad at all. These little babies have a nice bit of chocolate left in them too.

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Yeah. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. And not just one or two members asking one or two questions. And so the court concluded that really.

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Cheap and creamy. Delmarco. You're right man.

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Sean Kivlin. How are you buddy? Long time no see-eth. Long time no see-eth Sean.

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This is really only phase one. She's determined. She got her costs today. She did get her costs for the first part of the case in the high court in the supreme court. And so the question now is will she go back to the high court. And seek some sort of damages or compensation.

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Hey. And that's sort of another new area. If the Oireachtas has behaved unlawfully towards you in a committee. Can you get monetary damages?

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But was there not something about the Dole being the defendant rather than the PAC that the Dole is a whole because-

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Because you're exact so much. You do John. Why do we-

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That's so much. Is you there for that two year old?

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You're probably been okay. Yes I think-

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Really kind and sweetie. You're a real sweetheart. One is that the supreme court did say the proper person to be suing here was the Dole. It's almost six o'clock. It's uncomfortable. The idea of individual members being named. Because that really gets into the idea that you're holding individual members to account for what they say. How are you getting on bud? And the supreme court was I think-

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Do you think Theresa May was hard done by? I actually do think she was hard done by. Yeah. Really. My heart goes out to her. My heart goes out to the Maybot. Can't be hard. Sorry. If the PAC doesn't have the powers that it needs to investigate matters of public importance. You can give it-

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Can't be hard. Sorry. Can't be easy. Running a country. They should write-

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I think her heart was in the right place. I really do think her heart was in the right place.

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They've been ill-treated. You should have a way of giving them some remedy.

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She fucked it up.

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And there was nothing available to Angela Kerr. She dithered.

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So really what the supreme court was saying is look-

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She was dithering with the European bad boys.

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And if you do these things-

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You can't fucking play with Tusk.

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And expect him not to give you a little bit of his tusk in the face.

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That's what I said to me.

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Oh she didn't listen you know.

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She wouldn't listen to me.

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Because of Leo.

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You see I mean-

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All the shit that Leo was saying you know.

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Stirring the pot.

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And you're dancing on the head of a pin about this.

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But I mean-

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Her senior-

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What about the fucking Yater?

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It described what happened at the PAC as an outrage.

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A lot of members of the general public would say what happened in the charity sector and what was exposed was an outrage.

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And that there was a whole sense of entitlement and that you know voluntary non-profit making funds across a range of charities, not necessarily rehab, people had enriched themselves.

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And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that.

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And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that.

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And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that.

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And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that.

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And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that.

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And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that.

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And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that.

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And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that.

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And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that.

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And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that.

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And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that.

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And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that.

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And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that.

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And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that.

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And that there was a lot of people who were not going to be able to do that.

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Has a big bag of chan.

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Be great bands laughing at all the subprime.

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Provost, I was going to say provost, say something else.

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Look, man, I can't say that slur online.

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Trying to keep it drive time here.

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The hours of 5-7, probably the most relaxing and meditative hours for me during the day.

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Come out of work, hours between work and home life.

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Work and family sandwiched between those two institutions.

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Are two hours of prime time, quality time.

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That I get to spend with my Mercedes.

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Behind the wheel, driving the M50 home.

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And that's just what we're going to do now.

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Thanks so much for that.

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Let's just get on the M50 and try.

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Oh my God, I don't believe it.

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Don't believe it.

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Like you see on Capitol Hill, where the questioning goes on for everyone who fills a public job.

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We saw with members of the Supreme Court and so on.

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And some of that was excessively political.

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But I mean, like, have we got the balance right yet?

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I think there's a real concern.

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You see, some people can afford to go to the High Court and Supreme Court.

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Thanks so much.

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Sorry about that, TK.

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Zurichburp.ie.

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You came out of the woodwork there.

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I'm Muttman300 too.

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Just got to say there.

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Guys.

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TK, what the hell, man?

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It's happening again, TGamesR.

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Zurichburp.ie.

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Zurichburp.ie.

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Zurichburp.ie.

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Zurichburp.ie.

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Sorry.

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Look.

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That's what happened.

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Sorry about that, guys.

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It's a bit of gastro-economical forecharge coming through from the solar plexus, rising up into the windpipe.

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And that's just something that happens when you get caught off guard by people like TK.

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6 o'clock.

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Who are willing to go out of their way to fucking Zurich it up, man.

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Fuck me.

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I don't believe it.

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TK.

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Okay.

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After the week I've had.

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It's almost 6 o'clock.

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I voted in the referendum, but I didn't vote for that.

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Let's go.

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Let's go.

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Let's just a little tester.

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Let's just test the water here, guys.

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Restart this.

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The significance and where we go from here in relation to both the Public Accounts Committee,

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the Aworka Varactas Committees, and in relation to Angela Kearns' entitlements.

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Angela Kearns.

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In two weeks on Mount Everest.

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What on earth is happening?

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Jesus.

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Jesus.

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Thank you so much, TK.

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This lap is for you, buddy.

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We'll spill a few drops of cap.

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Machino.

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We'll get around this.

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Really take it to the max.

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Welcome to the M50, guys.

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It's a busy road out there today.

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But with a bit of luck, we're going to really shake shit up once again.

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Let's restart that.

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Sorry about this, guys.

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We're going to lose that.

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We're going to lose that.

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Like the loo dog.

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Crank up the little volume for you there so it's in your ear canals.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Time to get down to...

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My man says, upstaged.

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By TK.

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Thanks very much, mate.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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It's going to take a lot to beat TK, to be honest, man.

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He was packing a fucking bag of sand last week.

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Came into the stream.

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Francis was telling me.

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He was pissing about on that last of us game.

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Said TK just waltzed in.

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There you go.

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Bag of sand on the table.

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Fuck that, man.

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And we'll restart again because that's the way we go here.

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Let's do this.

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Let's do this.

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Into the shuttle cock turn.

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Nothing too hard.

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Just actually back from Roland Garris today, guys.

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Over in Paris.

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It's a fucking great time over there.

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Round one and two underway.

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Today.

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Well, round one, should I say.

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All the round one games concluded.

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FedEx Express managed to come through, I heard.

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But I was at Nadal yesterday.

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The day before, should I say.

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And.

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Naomi Osaka.

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Who came through.

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They both came through their first round flying colors.

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And are hotly tipped.

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To take the tournament by storm.

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Just getting myself used to this wheel, guys.

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It's a tough little cookie.

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But with a bit of look.

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And the right bit of pizzazz.

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We're going to take the Schweiden cruise now.

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Like a steamy creamer in the middle of the night.

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Gone but not forgotten.

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Wanted.

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But never, ever missed.

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I'm going to change this view up, man.

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Make it a little bit more.

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That's it.

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Thrown into the road there.

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Let me know there in the chat.

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If you prefer the cockpit view.

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Or if you want to go fast into the Frugtroner.

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Like this.

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No holds barred.

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Fucking mighty old day out today.

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In France.

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Came home to absolute pissing weather.

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Straight into the house.

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The wife is like, yeah.

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Konzo.

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Make sure you.

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Did you pick up the shopping on the way home?

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Make sure you do.

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I'm off to work.

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You give me a moment.

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To think.

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Just back from Roland Garros.

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Covering.

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The whole event.

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For network two.

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And you're answering me about fucking little.

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Let's get this fucking shit going guys.

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Sorry about that.

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Sorry about that.

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It's a fucking creamy steamer.

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Taking me on the Kalenhard.

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It's almost six o'clock mate.

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See you later.

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See you later.

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Do you know who I am?

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If you've just tuned in guys.

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I'm Connor Williams.

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Former senior sales executive with Mercedes Ireland.

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15 years.

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Won awards.

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And made partner at KPMG.

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By the age of 23.

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Media buyer.

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Worked in the act game for a while.

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Got out of there.

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It's stacked.

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Right now.

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I'm full time Mercedes.

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Also do the odd bit of commentary.

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It's over there at the Monaco Grand Prix last week.

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Curtsy Lou Townsend.

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Just thought I'd do a bit of freelancing.

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That I did.

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If you're here on Monday.

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You might have seen a bit of that.

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A glimpse of what I'm capable of on.

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The comms box.

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If not.

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Don't worry.

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It's all coming up.

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We've got that and more.

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Here on drive time.

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As we go into the Berg work.

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Nice and handily.

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It's a real fuck up job though.

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It's a real bad job.

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Just want to show you what I'm dealing with here.

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You see my pedal work here is going to be really tough.

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Big shout out to Mercedes for the slippers.

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These are custom made driving shoes.

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Which really enhance the fucking feel of the pedals.

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As we enter the Kesselchen.

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Sweet as a nut.

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That's just been plucked.

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From the orchard.

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Of Closturtle.

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Don't know if you've ever picked nuts in an orchard yourself.

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But it's not easy.

253
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And if you do.

254
00:13:15,940 --> 00:13:18,080
You'd want to have your fucking back watched.

255
00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:20,160
Because there are hungry bears.

256
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,640
And other snakes and animals.

257
00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:23,740
Which are guarding those nuts.

258
00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:27,940
Especially if you're ever in the South American plains.

259
00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:31,860
I know there's a few fucking indigenous squirrels there.

260
00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:34,160
That will bite your bollocks off.

261
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,240
If you touch their nuts.

262
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,700
Enough about me.

263
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,100
Let's enter the carousel.

264
00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:46,100
There we go.

265
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:47,960
Really fucking tight there.

266
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,040
Usually you take the inside.

267
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,100
But it's not me today.

268
00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:52,820
We're on a little bit of a tester here.

269
00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:54,520
It's almost 6 o'clock.

270
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:56,520
Let's wait until it gets to 6 o'clock.

271
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:56,780
Yeah?

272
00:13:56,780 --> 00:14:00,460
And then we'll really pull out the big guns.

273
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,860
We've got a couple of coochie coos coming up here.

274
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,920
Nasty looking boys.

275
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,880
Real bad eggs.

276
00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:09,000
But they're going to be nothing to me.

277
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,320
I'm going to destroy them.

278
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,200
And take everything that they own.

279
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:16,600
in an arduous and drawn out legal battle afterwards.

280
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,800
Why?

281
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,180
Because my solicitors are the best.

282
00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:24,580
My solicitors have always covered me.

283
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:28,780
They managed to get me out of every pickle and whipperman I've ever landed in.

284
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,060
Look at all the graffiti on the roads.

285
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,240
The fuck do they think it is man?

286
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:34,120
The Tour de France.

287
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,660
Not that at all man.

288
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,160
Jan Ulrich.

289
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:40,000
The fucking Shane Armstrong.

290
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,000
How many drugs was he on man?

291
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,200
I'm telling you.

292
00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:45,200
US Postal.

293
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,780
Surprised he wasn't going postal.

294
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,900
The amount of fucking quadrizones he was on.

295
00:14:52,140 --> 00:14:56,700
Apparently fucking Lancey boy.

296
00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:58,860
Fucking Stretch Armstrong.

297
00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:03,300
He was injecting quadrizones into his cabbage.

298
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,000
Using a fucking space.

299
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,560
A space needle.

300
00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:09,180
That he'd acquired.

301
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,120
From Ivan Yates.

302
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,060
Out in Seattle.

303
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,440
When they were doing the Kurt Cobain special.

304
00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:17,420
500.

305
00:15:18,340 --> 00:15:20,120
Which is a heroin race.

306
00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:22,440
A race to the veins.

307
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,180
Out in the Seattle plains.

308
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,960
Listening to all kinds of grungy material.

309
00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:31,520
Up on top of that Seattle fucking Frasier crane.

310
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,840
You needed a Frasier crane to reach the top of the space needle.

311
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,600
And then inject yourself.

312
00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:38,760
With the pure in utero.

313
00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:43,260
Inject your utero with the fucking Nirvana album man.

314
00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:45,240
Enough about me.

315
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,300
How about you?

316
00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:49,360
As we enter.

317
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:51,440
The Fookenspooner.

318
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,580
One of my favorite spools in the hole.

319
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:55,520
Glaggencops.

320
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,240
And this is a galaxy right now.

321
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,320
This is a galaxy right now.

322
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:01,040
I'm not talking about the Choco Bar.

323
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,680
As we come here hard.

324
00:16:04,820 --> 00:16:06,040
Coming hard is something.

325
00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:07,880
I don't particularly like to do.

326
00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:09,480
Especially this part of the course guys.

327
00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,640
As we enter the Dottinger hole.

328
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:13,200
And this is where we can really sit back.

329
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:13,620
Relax.

330
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:15,360
Take a little sip of the cap.

331
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,500
Go for a close on that cap close here.

332
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,820
Oh Mercedes.

333
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,480
And we're fucking it up here.

334
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:25,800
We're...

335
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,280
Took the eye off the road.

336
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,020
But it doesn't matter.

337
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,080
It's such a nice long sexy straight.

338
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,720
That it isn't going to matter.

339
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:32,880
It's not going to bother us.

340
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,840
As we go into the Bilstein.

341
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:35,900
Get ready to brake.

342
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:38,960
These Mercedes slippers are earning their crust.

343
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,240
It doesn't take a genius to figure out what's going on here.

344
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:44,860
You're witnessing.

345
00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:47,540
Pure driving pleasure.

346
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:48,680
Amazing.

347
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:52,700
This M50 has been shook to its core.

348
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,700
I can give it a little bit of tickle.

349
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,220
Just tickle the apex as we come into the final turn.

350
00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:00,880
See what we got here.

351
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,280
It's going to be a solid bronze.

352
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:03,960
It's going to be a solid bronze.

353
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:12,180
It's a solid bronze.

354
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:12,980
It's 8.15.

355
00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:14,040
It's not great.

356
00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:15,780
It's not great.

357
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,160
We're 40 seconds off the pace.

358
00:17:20,220 --> 00:17:22,080
40 seconds off the pace guys.

359
00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:23,440
Sorry about that.

360
00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:25,200
Let's see how we get on.

361
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,640
The night of the long knives.

362
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:30,540
Zurich.ie everybody.

363
00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:33,920
Sponsored by everybody out there in the mainframe.

364
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:34,980
Zurich compliance.

365
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,880
Thanks so much for that.

366
00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:39,660
Really, really appreciate it, man.

367
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,560
Really appreciate it.

368
00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,020
Thanks so much.

369
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,160
Keep things tight.

370
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:53,580
Well, yeah, I'm trying, man.

371
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:56,500
Let's try, man.

372
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,500
Joe Harrington.

373
00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:01,760
Thanks so much.

374
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:06,120
Sorry about that, guys.

375
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,000
Zurich Burp.ie.

376
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,300
Zurich Burp.ie.

377
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:18,340
You know, I'd offer you a bit of slur, but I raided most of that last night.

378
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:20,120
Do you know if you blame me, though?

379
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:20,800
Joss Harrington.

380
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:20,800
Joss Harrington.

381
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,100
Thanks so much for that.

382
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:23,880
Thanks so much.

383
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,380
Thanks so much, everybody out there in the mainframe.

384
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:27,220
Hope you're doing all right.

385
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:32,040
Let me just have a quick look through the chat messages to see what you thought about that cockpit interior view.

386
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,180
Let's see how we can get on in a minute.

387
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:35,880
Maybe we'll have some more videos.

388
00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:36,860
And then we'll have another race.

389
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,720
I'd have you a bit of schlurr, Conor Fowler.

390
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,520
Savage, darling, last night.

391
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,960
After the week I've had.

392
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,040
After the week I've had, don't think you're blaming.

393
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:49,000
It's almost 6 o'clock, guys. Jesus Christ.

394
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,480
Another half an hour. Another half an hour.

395
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:55,800
You like the cockpit, says Nathan.

396
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,440
Well, we'll have to see.

397
00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,720
Cause celebrer.

398
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,480
Pinch from Henry, thanks so much.

399
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,000
New pension deal from Zurich.

400
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:03,720
Thanks so much.

401
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,600
You should too, John.

402
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:10,200
Conor Fowler says, "Myself and Ulton missed you down the path the last night.

403
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:13,240
He's delighted about getting his 192 Mercedes."

404
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,280
Well, I'm absolutely made up for you.

405
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
And I hope you drive that into oblivion.

406
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:20,920
Really have a good time.

407
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:21,880
Conor Fowler.

408
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,480
I just put a pen to paper on you.

409
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,320
You look after your American, they'll look after you.

410
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,600
You should too, John.

411
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:27,800
Scott Fenner can tell you that.

412
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:38,200
Why not get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about the new Mercedes C-Class?

413
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:43,240
Powered by a 2.1 diesel engine with 170 brake horsepower.

414
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:47,080
Feel the rush of blood to your head and dick as you sit inside.

415
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:50,440
Sell the house. Sell the kids. Sell the wife.

416
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,240
Do whatever you fucking can to get your mitts on this.

417
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,960
It comes with a very comprehensive warranty experience.

418
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:56,520
It comes with a very comprehensive warranty experience.

419
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,000
No money down. No win, no fee.

420
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:04,600
17 inch multi-smoke alloys. Chrome trim exterior.

421
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,160
LED stardust tail lights.

422
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,720
We come around the back. Pop that little babe.

423
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,640
Let's see how much space is in the back.

424
00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,520
Plenty of space for whatever you want in there.

425
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,640
Yeah. That's more than enough room.

426
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:22,200
Enough of the arse. Let's have a look what's behind the eyes.

427
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:26,360
You've got a sexy leather perforated steering wheel which absorbs sweat.

428
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:30,600
Chrome paddle shifters to facilitate manual drive.

429
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:37,160
Onboard computer satin app with bluetooth surround sound as standard.

430
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,880
It's a serious fucking piece of machinery John.

431
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:44,680
You've driven the rest. Now drive the best. Look at those seats.

432
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:49,160
Get on down John. It's burning a hole in my tarmac.

433
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,600
Gotta get rid of it fast. The guards want to speak to me John.

434
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:58,440
It's almost six o'clock. Thanks so much for that Mercedes.

435
00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,960
It's almost six o'clock.

436
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,200
Thanks so much for that Mercedes.

437
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:09,160
And that's available soon enough. A little adjustment of the camera here.

438
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:14,120
Make sure we cut that off there. That's great. Great stuff.

439
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Hope you're all doing well guys. Quick look at the Zurich situation again.

440
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,000
What's your pension going to be worth?

441
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:26,600
John, did you even think about that? Is it something you considered?

442
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:31,160
If not, why not? Why not? You know?

443
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:36,360
You got a lot of time. Maybe you don't. Maybe you don't have a lot of time left.

444
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,160
You prob- you probably don't have a lot of time left.

445
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:43,800
Do you know?

446
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,360
Regardless of your employment status,

447
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:55,320
That's your way we can help you choose the type of pension that works for you.

448
00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:03,000
The value of your pension and retirement does depend on how much you can afford to put away each month.

449
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,880
The length of time you're making contributions.

450
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:12,440
Then the type of pension plan that you select and the investment return.

451
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:19,080
The sooner you start that pension, the bigger it'll grow. It's like a big pot of money.

452
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:20,360
Okay?

453
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,320
Which you're gonna use...

454
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,920
To fund the lifestyle you want and desire when you retire.

455
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:31,480
God knows you want one, right?

456
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,840
God knows you want one.

457
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,800
John, get a grip.

458
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,240
Mr. 38.

459
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:45,880
Thanks so much.

460
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,920
I hope that you're getting on all right.

461
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,800
And that everything's going well for you, buddy.

462
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:55,720
You've got enough time to pop into your local Zurich broker.

463
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,480
Ask about starting a pension fund.

464
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,960
You know, I'd offer you a bit of schlur, but I-

465
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,600
State pension.

466
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:03,720
I raided most of that last night.

467
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:04,520
It's probably not gonna be enough.

468
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,120
Do you know if you blame me though?

469
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:06,600
Matt!

470
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,280
After the week I've had.

471
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,520
Thanks so much, Matt. I'd save you a bit of schlur, Matt.

472
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,920
We were raided last night.

473
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,920
I don't think you can blame me after the week I have had.

474
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,360
Thanks so much.

475
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,600
Remember, Matt, the state pension.

476
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:22,680
It's worth about $2.40 a week.

477
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,040
It's almost six o'clock.

478
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:27,000
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

479
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,400
And ask about testing the new Mercedes.

480
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:34,280
Do you know, Dermot, that starting a pension can give you greater ownership of your future?

481
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,600
You've got to think about your future.

482
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,880
You have to think about your future.

483
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:47,560
There's not a lot of time, John.

484
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,720
I don't think I can help you anymore.

485
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:55,400
Let's give this another spin.

486
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,440
Let's see how it get on.

487
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,240
Just in case you missed the last guys.

488
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:08,920
Here is the Formula One commentary.

489
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,160
It's almost six o'clock.

490
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:16,760
It's time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

491
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:19,000
There was a bit of F1 going on the other day.

492
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,040
So this is how it was.

493
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,080
Thanks so much.

494
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,920
Let's go.

495
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,480
It's out here.

496
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:35,000
And away we go for the official 2019 Monaco Grand Prix on Network 2.

497
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,600
As we enter the first chicane.

498
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:41,080
Cheeky boys riding over the apex under the Pirelli tires.

499
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,960
They'll get a fucking bollockin' in the pit stop for that.

500
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:49,560
That's Lou Doug Hamilton now sliding in smooth into the casino turn fast and hard.

501
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:53,080
He was at the casino last night, myself and Zonad.

502
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:58,520
Things took a turn for the worse after he took home race to an Arabian waiter's cheek.

503
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:00,680
Ended up slapping him.

504
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,640
Jeez look at the sparks on that.

505
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,640
Little clank of the chain here.

506
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,920
That's so cheeky.

507
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,280
That's so cheeky.

508
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,360
That little look at that again on the sky cam.

509
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,760
He came in tight and hard on the inside.

510
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,520
Try to make a fucking monkey out of him.

511
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,560
Tap the barrier or something like that.

512
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:19,080
Maybe his tire got caught up.

513
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,680
Whatever the weather is going to be ruining that one in the hotel bar tonight.

514
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:23,240
Look at this.

515
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,880
Fucking tires can't pop.

516
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,360
He's driving with no tire man.

517
00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:31,480
As he glides into Le Toa Colonto.

518
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:36,280
The fifth and final turn of the Monte Carlo dissection squad.

519
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:41,720
But the rubber is blown out fast like a condom from Aldi or Lidl or one of those places.

520
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,320
What can Verstappen do here?

521
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,840
He's being coochie-cooed by a bit of monkey business in the side.

522
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,560
And the McLaren.

523
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:47,960
Who is it?

524
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:48,840
Lou Doug?

525
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,000
We don't know but it's fucking not right.

526
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,720
And someone's gonna get a Billy bollockin' after that.

527
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaking of bollocks, look at this.

528
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:58,040
We've got a car park here at the Razz Cats.

529
00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,080
Green flag is out.

530
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,880
A couple of fucking day trippers just parking up.

531
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,080
Where are you going shopping lots?

532
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,160
It's gonna cost you a lot of money.

533
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,120
Especially around here.

534
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:07,560
Bottle of water?

535
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:08,520
10 euro.

536
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:09,080
Gone.

537
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,360
Thought that'd get you moving.

538
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:15,160
Over at the Ferrari pit now where some lads stuck a jack lifter under the front spoil pipe.

539
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:19,480
As we cross over back to the Razz Cats where we had the car park earlier on.

540
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,200
And what's this?

541
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:20,680
No way!

542
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:25,000
A three-way blow by Williams and fucking Vettel I think.

543
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,920
And it's almost six o'clock now.

544
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,000
We're coming up to the last stretch of the race.

545
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,840
It's a two-horse affair between Mercedes and Red Bull.

546
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:33,880
Mercedes, Red Bull.

547
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,560
Throw a bit of Grey Goose in there.

548
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,720
You'll be describing my night last night.

549
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:42,120
I'm still a bit rough around the edges but I got a bit of rest in the pop of Gooser.

550
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,360
I'm feeling fantastic at the moment.

551
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:48,040
As we're coming out of the tunnel now, Verstappen's gonna try and overtake Hamilton.

552
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,400
He's pushed him into the apex.

553
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,280
The neck of Verstappen trying that on.

554
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,040
Let's have a little look at the replay there.

555
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,800
Here he comes up to Hamilton trying to fucking twinkle with his tires.

556
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,120
That scummy maneuvering there.

557
00:27:00,120 --> 00:27:01,480
He knew what he was doing.

558
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,400
Max Verstappen.

559
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,920
Yeah, go on.

560
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:05,720
Monsieur?

561
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:05,960
Yeah.

562
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,360
You're being very loud.

563
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,720
Do you know who I am?

564
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:11,640
We tried to record sound.

565
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:12,440
Do you know who I am?

566
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,600
Get the fuck out of here, man.

567
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:16,360
And there he is.

568
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,120
The Lou Banger.

569
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,160
Fucking shaking that moat and shanning.

570
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,280
Shake it, baby.

571
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,640
That's all from Monaco.

572
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,840
It's almost six o'clock.

573
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:25,800
Connor Williams.

574
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,680
Mercy days.

575
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,880
It's almost six o'clock.

576
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,080
Yeah, he apexed right into the chicane.

577
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,360
Our lane is right.

578
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:39,880
Real fucking cozy old session over there in Monaco.

579
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:40,840
I'm going to be honest with you.

580
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,720
You should do, John.

581
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,240
Thanks so much, Mama Duck.

582
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,080
Thank you so much.

583
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:46,600
Morning.

584
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:52,120
We don't know how long it will take them to kind of present the concluding arguments and then go off.

585
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,400
We'll leave that there.

586
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,760
It sounds a bit dark.

587
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,400
We'll move on for another lap.

588
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:01,240
I'll stab at the silver, the silver medal.

589
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:23,720
Hope you're all feeling all right out there today and that the rain and clouds and drizzle haven't affected your mood and spirit.

590
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:29,000
Of course, we all know that seasonal affectation disorder is real and is a threat to the senses.

591
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:47,800
But in these times of hyper enlightenment regarding mental health and your mental state of mind, we can rest assured that opening up and telling people how you really feel isn't going to be fraught with potential dangers which we once associated with.

592
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:57,480
And may I recommend getting behind the wheel and just driving the fucking pain away.

593
00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:01,160
It's what I usually do myself.

594
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:09,000
And it really has a great effect on me.

595
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,800
It really has a great effect on me.

596
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,640
Perseidase is like the new Xanax.

597
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,680
You know, that's what I told my doctor.

598
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,720
Been going through a lot of shit recently enough, guys.

599
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:34,360
Oh, in the sandpit like a baby.

600
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,680
Like a fucking baby.

601
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:38,680
It's almost six o'clock.

602
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,320
And we're on the grass again.

603
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,440
Where's the grassy knoll?

604
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,000
Who are you?

605
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,040
Fucking hell, man.

606
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,520
Into the fruit throwner.

607
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,160
Look, guys.

608
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,200
It's not going good.

609
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,080
Let's just say that.

610
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:56,600
Not going good at all.

611
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,600
Came back from Paris there yesterday from Roland Garros.

612
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,200
To a bit of a surprise, to be honest with you.

613
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,720
It's my son's birthday, Arhar.

614
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,600
Last week, two weeks ago actually.

615
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,200
And we got him a chimp.

616
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:15,640
As a pet.

617
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,760
And he was actually developed enough.

618
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:21,960
He wasn't a baby chimp.

619
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,560
Was about two years old.

620
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,760
But he does act like a bit of an adult.

621
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,280
Gotta say, nice monkey.

622
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,360
Stinks the house out.

623
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,200
We got him a little cargo net.

624
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,760
And he hangs around Arhar's room.

625
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:38,760
And he hangs around Arhar's room.

626
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,920
Just swinging around, you know.

627
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,880
Feed that guy bananas every day.

628
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,240
He's a sweet little piece.

629
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,960
Gets on well with Muttman as well.

630
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,600
Muttman, of course, is a diabetic.

631
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,920
So he gets startled by new visitors and new people.

632
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,760
And the monkey was no exception.

633
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,800
But I noticed there last week before I went away.

634
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,240
That the monkey, the chimp.

635
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:09,400
Was beginning to take quite a shine to me.

636
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,800
More than my son Arhar.

637
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,240
Arhar would be going to bed crying on a night.

638
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,320
Saying, what's the story with Mr. Tickles?

639
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,400
Why isn't he coming?

640
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,440
You know, that's what he called him.

641
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,520
Why isn't he coming to bed with me?

642
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,480
I was like, look son, he's alright.

643
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,640
He wants to stay up and watch a bit of telly.

644
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:27,960
You know?

645
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,280
So he stayed up with me and the wife.

646
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,640
And we watched Chernobyl.

647
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,000
I have to say, what a show.

648
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,640
What a show Chernobyl is.

649
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,240
It is just incredible.

650
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,520
Knockout stuff.

651
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:45,320
Terrifying?

652
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:45,800
Yes.

653
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,560
Entertaining?

654
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,360
You betcha.

655
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:49,880
You betcha.

656
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,680
And yeah, we watched all three of those.

657
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,440
Or we're up to four now, is it?

658
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,800
Before I was out last night or something.

659
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:58,920
We have to catch up on that.

660
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,600
We watched three episodes of Chernobyl.

661
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,480
It's about 6 o'clock.

662
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,280
In the living room.

663
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,880
Got a little cosy set up together.

664
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,200
We had the chimp at the side.

665
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,360
Horse and the bananas into himself.

666
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,440
It was like a nice little Chernobyl.

667
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,760
The place looked like Chernobyl after it looked.

668
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,600
A little Chernobyl-esque.

669
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:21,800
I went away.

670
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,560
I was like, yeah yourself and Mr. Tickles will be fine, right?

671
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:27,720
Came back.

672
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,520
As I say, got back late.

673
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,320
I got into the fucking house.

674
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,400
I got into the house.

675
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,280
I got into the house.

676
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,240
I got into the house.

677
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,280
I got into the house.

678
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:41,240
I got into the house.

679
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,320
I got into the house.

680
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:49,480
Mr. Tickles has just given my wife a hug and a kiss before I got in and said, what's going on?

681
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:50,040
Oh!

682
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,160
What the hell's going on here, guys?

683
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,680
What the hell is going on here?

684
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,480
What do you think this is, man?

685
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,000
Zurichchimp.ie.

686
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,320
Zurichchimp.ie.

687
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,800
What the hell do you think this is, Tickles?

688
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,120
I got you as a fucking present for my son.

689
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:13,880
Didn't expect this.

690
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,440
I said, what's going on, honey?

691
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,560
She said, relax, Konzo.

692
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,000
He's just saying goodnight.

693
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,560
I said, he's got my fucking dressing gown on.

694
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,600
He's got my dressing gown, my slippers, and he's touching.

695
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,240
I saw him.

696
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,000
He was reaching down.

697
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,200
She said, relax, Konzo.

698
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,400
You've been jealous again.

699
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:39,560
She was trying to fucking gaslight me, like, you know?

700
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,120
Because I've been going to a fucking shrink.

701
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,880
He says I get awful jealous of other guys.

702
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,960
And that's now extended to other fucking mammals and chimps.

703
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,960
I said, listen, buddy boy, pointing to the chimp.

704
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,080
Get the fuck up to that cargo net now.

705
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,760
I don't want to see you until the morning.

706
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,120
Because I'm ripping.

707
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,160
I'm raging.

708
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,960
Just back from Roland Garros.

709
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,320
Trying to put food on the table.

710
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,240
And this is how you pay me.

711
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,880
Fucking scumbag man.

712
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,160
He walked away.

713
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,920
Didn't even give me the dressing gown.

714
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,480
I could see a little bulge as well.

715
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,840
The fucking bottom near his fucking leggings, like.

716
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,000
Zurichhardon.ie.

717
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,560
I had to say to him, listen, man.

718
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,160
You're skating.

719
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,040
I said to the monkey.

720
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,640
I grabbed him by his fucking lapels.

721
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,320
And I said, listen, sunshine.

722
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,160
You're fucking skating on thin ice.

723
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,960
You're skating on thin ice, buddy.

724
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,080
And he started fucking blowing raspberries at me.

725
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:47,320
I couldn't.

726
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:48,760
And that's when I snapped.

727
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:51,880
That was the moment.

728
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:53,720
I snapped.

729
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,680
And I'm not fucking proud of what I did.

730
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,000
But I'm not ashamed of it either.

731
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:05,240
I calmly and confidently gave the monkey an open-handed slap.

732
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,120
And my wife, she fucking blew the lid.

733
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,560
It's almost six o'clock.

734
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:12,600
Like, calm down.

735
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:15,960
What the hell are you doing?

736
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,000
I said, listen, love.

737
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,880
This is my house.

738
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,880
And he has disrespected me.

739
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,760
And he will not disrespect me in my own territory.

740
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:25,560
Okay?

741
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,160
I am king of this jungle.

742
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:31,720
I am Connor.

743
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,280
Do you know who I am?

744
00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:36,520
I am Connor to the monkey.

745
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:37,640
Not to my wife.

746
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:38,600
I am Connor.

747
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:39,960
Do you know who I am?

748
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,080
Trying to talk simple talk to him.

749
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:43,560
Like, you know?

750
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,920
And he just said, yes, I'm sorry.

751
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,680
I was like, good.

752
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,240
Get up to your room.

753
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,240
Go to sleep.

754
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:56,600
Tell you what, man.

755
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,120
Went left for work this morning.

756
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,120
Didn't see him.

757
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,320
He wasn't up for breakfast.

758
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:03,640
Was not up for breakfast.

759
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,960
I don't feel bad about what I did.

760
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,040
Not up it.

761
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,280
It's the fucking bronze again.

762
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,280
*sad music*

763
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,280
Zurichburp.ie

764
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,280
Zurichchimp.ie

765
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,280
Zurichchimp.ie

766
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,280
Zurichchimp.ie

767
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,280
Fucking stay with that monkey now.

768
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,280
I'll just give him up.

769
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,280
*sad music*

770
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,280
Relax. Just count to ten.

771
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,280
Relax, you know.

772
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,280
It's almost six o'clock as well.

773
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,280
It's almost six o'clock.

774
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,280
*sad music*

775
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:04,280
Just want to say a big shout out to Maria Walsh from me, Connor Williams,

776
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,280
and everybody at Mercedes.

777
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,280
It's almost six o'clock, Maria.

778
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,280
When you're out there in Brussels giving the bruskers what's for,

779
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,280
make sure to pop into your local Zurich broker too.

780
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,280
I know a friend out there.

781
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,280
He's key holder in the shop in the city centre.

782
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,280
If you want to go in after hours, I can arrange for that.

783
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,280
Have a fucking couple of schlurs.

784
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,280
Hammer out a new fucking pension plan.

785
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,280
Maria, your hair might be grey, but I know that you're young at art.

786
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,280
And you're actually really young anyway.

787
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,280
It's just the fucking colour that you put in.

788
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:42,280
Look, you're young, you're fresh, you're trendy, and that's what we need more of.

789
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,280
You and Leo and everybody in Fida Gael.

790
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:47,280
Best of luck in Europe.

791
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:51,280
Don't let the bastards grind you down, Maria.

792
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:54,280
Best of luck, buddy.

793
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,280
See you later.

794
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,280
But big shout out to Maria Walsh.

795
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,280
You did great out there, kid.

796
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:09,280
"It's almost six o'clock."

797
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,280
"Time to get to Zurich."

798
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:17,280
"For your local park."

799
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,280
"Felish it for a test drive."

800
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,280
"It's almost six o'clock."

801
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,280
Yeah, so Roland Garros.

802
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,280
So luxurious.

803
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:51,280
And it's not your fucking peaches and cream.

804
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:56,280
Sort of formal occasion that you get over there at Wimbledon.

805
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,280
But it really is a great experience.

806
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:03,280
The French are very laissez-faire as they say.

807
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,280
They treat tennis just like another game.

808
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:10,280
Like, you know, you can still get tickets most of the days before the match.

809
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:12,280
Doesn't cost an arm and a leg like Wimbledon.

810
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:16,280
Is it six o'clock yet?

811
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,280
It's almost six o'clock.

812
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,280
Still five minutes away.

813
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,280
Let's see what the Yatester is saying.

814
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:28,180
standards and consumer protection standards. That was central bank governor for a few more days at

815
00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:34,060
least Philip Lane speaking to Gavin earlier. Finally Gavin tell us about this story about

816
00:39:34,060 --> 00:39:39,600
Ireland's trade with the US. Donald Trump is giving out about us is he? Yeah well we've been put on

817
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:45,460
something called the monitoring list by the US and on this list are countries that they have concerns

818
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:51,560
about either because of currency practices or macroeconomic policies. Now one of the things

819
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:57,760
that's taken into account on this is trade in goods and we're being picked out because we sell a lot

820
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:03,980
more to the US than we buy from it and Trump really doesn't like that. He doesn't like when the US is

821
00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:08,760
buying more from somebody else than the other people are buying from the US. Now Pascal Donoghue was on

822
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:13,760
News Talk Breakfast earlier and he was asked about this and he said you know yeah I'm concerned you

823
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:19,760
know but if you include services the trade relationship between these countries looks different and you know

824
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:24,200
he kind of gave some technical explanations why you know everything is fine in terms of our

825
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:28,900
relationship and the Americans have nothing to worry about. But Donald Trump doesn't really strike me

826
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:34,220
as somebody who might be amenable to these kind of reasonable explanations about what our trading

827
00:40:34,220 --> 00:40:40,340
relationship looks like. It is concerning for us to be on this list Ivan. You know nothing's happened yet.

828
00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:44,900
Are we right up there with Iran? Or who are we with in North Korea? What are you saying?

829
00:40:45,180 --> 00:40:49,780
China is on the list and China is his big bugbear, as we know. He's always giving out about China.

830
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:52,980
You need to watch out for the Chinese. It's something I always said.

831
00:40:53,860 --> 00:40:55,900
They're really, really industrious.

832
00:40:57,780 --> 00:41:01,740
And they're taking this trade war really seriously.

833
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:08,500
It's not something I think we should be just casting aside and saying, yeah, whatever.

834
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,600
The Chinese boys know what they're doing.

835
00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:19,380
They're effectively retroengineering ideologies as well as electronics.

836
00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:24,320
Retroengineered policies. Retroengineered politics.

837
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:31,920
They've even retroengineered the retroengineered stuff that they already retroengineered last week.

838
00:41:33,060 --> 00:41:35,380
Last decade. Last fucking century.

839
00:41:39,340 --> 00:41:43,480
Quick look at the fucking Zurich situation here.

840
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,680
Look, guys, you can't rely on the state pension.

841
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:49,680
Okay?

842
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:51,680
$240 a week.

843
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,640
Good luck.

844
00:41:56,100 --> 00:42:02,140
We can't predict what will happen in the future, but we know that starting a pension will give you great ownership of your future.

845
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:11,440
Taking a pension out is the first step in a journey that could last 40 years or more.

846
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,660
A lot can happen over 40 years, guys.

847
00:42:14,660 --> 00:42:14,660
A lot can happen over 40 years, guys.

848
00:42:15,660 --> 00:42:17,000
And we'll be there to help you.

849
00:42:17,580 --> 00:42:18,420
Mind your funds.

850
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,220
So you can enjoy your retirement.

851
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,520
Your future starts now.

852
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,720
A little download there.

853
00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:27,260
Let's see that.

854
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,100
We've got a document.

855
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,800
Zurich document, guys!

856
00:42:33,580 --> 00:42:36,380
Zurich document!

857
00:42:37,580 --> 00:42:38,380
Hello?

858
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,260
Josephconey.ie

859
00:42:41,260 --> 00:42:42,920
Zurich?

860
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,220
Josephconey.ie

861
00:42:45,220 --> 00:42:47,860
It's being updated, guys!

862
00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:50,800
Josephconey.ie

863
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:59,040
Zurich?

864
00:42:59,040 --> 00:42:59,080
Zurich?

865
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:03,060
Zurich?

866
00:43:03,060 --> 00:43:05,120
Zurichchimp.ie

867
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,980
Hello?

868
00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:10,520
Zurichchimp.ie

869
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,220
It's almost 6 o'clock, guys!

870
00:43:13,380 --> 00:43:14,740
It's almost 6 o'clock!

871
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:16,660
Zurichchimp.ie

872
00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:18,320
Okay, back to the Yatzer.

873
00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:20,240
Earthgate's flexible hire plans.

874
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:25,040
You can increase the number of vans you rent when you need to, and return unused vans when you don't.

875
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,300
Technical gremlins, guys!

876
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:31,400
Technical gremlins there on the Zurich retirement pension plan, but a bit of luck.

877
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,920
A bit of hard work.

878
00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:35,400
We'll get there in the end.

879
00:43:36,220 --> 00:43:37,360
Only a matter of time.

880
00:43:37,420 --> 00:43:39,720
They were inspired by our famous gold barbecue sauce.

881
00:43:39,820 --> 00:43:40,620
Nothing better.

882
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:42,080
But Beth, we can't try...

883
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,500
Warning as well, guys.

884
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,920
Past performance is not reliable.

885
00:43:46,420 --> 00:43:48,080
It's not a reliable guide to future.

886
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:55,280
And also, warning, the value of your investment may go down as well as up.

887
00:43:56,780 --> 00:44:00,740
And if you invest in these products, you may lose some or all of the money you invest.

888
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,240
It's almost 6 o'clock, guys.

889
00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:07,580
It's almost 6 o'clock.

890
00:44:08,260 --> 00:44:09,440
It's almost 6 o'clock.

891
00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:09,960
Get ready.

892
00:44:10,020 --> 00:44:11,280
It's going to really come hot.

893
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,400
It's going to come up hard.

894
00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:14,180
It's going to come up...

895
00:44:14,180 --> 00:44:15,600
It's going to come up fast as well.

896
00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:18,480
Make sure you've got yourself down to Bargain Town.

897
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,680
No exceptions.

898
00:44:21,220 --> 00:44:21,940
Don't miss out.

899
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,240
The Bargain Town sale.

900
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:24,300
South is now on.

901
00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:25,520
Nearly fucking 6, man.

902
00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,880
News talk, traffic and travel.

903
00:44:28,220 --> 00:44:29,300
Thanks to Just Eat.

904
00:44:29,540 --> 00:44:30,240
No card?

905
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:31,460
No problem.

906
00:44:31,900 --> 00:44:34,680
Pay with cash or card on the Just Eat app.

907
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:35,700
Just Eat.

908
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,320
Find your flavour.

909
00:44:37,380 --> 00:44:38,220
Just Eat Dadaima.

910
00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:45,980
In Dublin, there is very heavy traffic in the Sandy Mount, Irish Town, Rings End area of the city this evening with a concert in the Three Arena.

911
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:49,540
In Longford, a section of the N5 is closed in Longford Town.

912
00:44:49,540 --> 00:44:50,380
Nearly fucking 6.

913
00:44:50,380 --> 00:44:52,720
It's 6 o'clock.

914
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:52,800
It's 6 o'clock.

915
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:58,900
As emergency services deal with a fatal crash, there are some delays heading into the town on the N5.

916
00:44:59,060 --> 00:45:02,320
As a result, in Roscommon, emergency services are at the scene.

917
00:45:02,580 --> 00:45:03,940
You're almost 38.

918
00:45:04,540 --> 00:45:05,260
Allianz.

919
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:06,280
Ivan Gates.

920
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,440
You're almost 38.

921
00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:09,980
Network 2.

922
00:45:10,820 --> 00:45:11,460
Dawkins.

923
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:12,580
Network 2.

924
00:45:12,700 --> 00:45:13,300
Kaleini.

925
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:15,260
What do you ask?

926
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,160
Kill McCood.

927
00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:17,700
Have you got a pension yet?

928
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:18,640
Sandyford.

929
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:19,940
Have you got a fucking plan?

930
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:21,240
Watch your doctor.

931
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:22,940
Booter's town.

932
00:45:22,980 --> 00:45:23,920
Where are you working now?

933
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:24,720
Seapoint.

934
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,840
Java job job job.

935
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:26,620
Blackrock.

936
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,140
Where are you working now, Joe?

937
00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:29,180
For C days.

938
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,400
Please tell me you're working now.

939
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,140
Please tell me you're working.

940
00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:34,680
More cage.

941
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,640
Get the money coming in.

942
00:45:36,620 --> 00:45:38,060
Second holiday home.

943
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:41,480
Just got 6 o'clock.

944
00:45:41,540 --> 00:45:42,060
You stalk.

945
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,260
Body in the boot.

946
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:44,900
Body in the boot.

947
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:45,720
Today FM.

948
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:46,700
To the mountains.

949
00:45:47,340 --> 00:45:48,480
Range Rover.

950
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,340
Droving to the mountains.

951
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:51,560
Mountains.

952
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:52,060
Mountains.

953
00:45:52,060 --> 00:45:53,000
Suric.

954
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:53,500
Mountains.

955
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:54,000
Mountains.

956
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:54,500
Mountains.

957
00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:54,500
Mountains.

958
00:45:54,500 --> 00:45:55,000
Mountains.

959
00:45:58,380 --> 00:45:59,960
It's almost 6 o'clock.

960
00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:07,700
It's almost 6 o'clock, guys.

961
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:10,060
Welcome to Drive Time.

962
00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:13,980
With me, Connor Williams.

963
00:46:17,620 --> 00:46:18,540
Unbelievable stuff.

964
00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:20,660
Best look for Maria Walsh, too.

965
00:46:20,860 --> 00:46:27,540
Just want to say a big shout out to Maria Walsh from me, Connor Williams, and everybody at Mercedes.

966
00:46:31,540 --> 00:46:32,920
Into the Hots.

967
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:32,920
Into the Hots.

968
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:32,980
Into the Hots.

969
00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:32,980
Into the Hots.

970
00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:32,980
Into the Hots.

971
00:46:32,980 --> 00:46:33,420
I'm back.

972
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:37,420
It's real strange turn of events here, guys.

973
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:39,640
Really going to go for gold on this one.

974
00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:42,280
Maybe even self.

975
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,700
Maybe even self.

976
00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:43,700
Maybe even self.

977
00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:48,200
Hawk hiking.

978
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:48,320
Hawk hiking.

979
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,280
Hawk hiking.

980
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,040
Hawk hiking.

981
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:57,360
Jurek?

982
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,220
It's almost 6, John.

983
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,420
It's almost 6.

984
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:07,200
It's just, it's even fucking past 6, man.

985
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,560
Into the Floatplatz now.

986
00:47:10,900 --> 00:47:12,220
We're taking no prisoners today.

987
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:15,300
Hard and fast.

988
00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:16,480
So hard.

989
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:17,440
So fast.

990
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:18,920
You might actually get scared.

991
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,060
Schweidencruise.

992
00:47:29,060 --> 00:47:35,900
Fucking baby school.

993
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:49,500
Coming up now to the lime green machine on the Froogsroner.

994
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,120
Going to make a monkey out of him, though.

995
00:47:51,260 --> 00:47:52,020
See you later.

996
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,260
Do you know who I am?

997
00:47:54,260 --> 00:47:55,220
Fucking M50.

998
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:56,160
Fucked it up, man.

999
00:47:56,380 --> 00:47:57,060
Fucked it up.

1000
00:47:58,340 --> 00:48:00,080
I was in Monaco the last day.

1001
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:04,340
If you weren't here, if you didn't see, if you didn't see me, guys, welcome to drive time.

1002
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:10,020
If you didn't see this on Monday, then you will have missed the fact that I was out in Monaco.

1003
00:48:11,340 --> 00:48:12,320
Having a great time.

1004
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:15,120
I made a little vlog when I was out there, so I hope you enjoy that.

1005
00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:16,800
And best of luck.

1006
00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:18,700
Best of luck.

1007
00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:21,300
Welcome.

1008
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,040
Hey guys, what's going on?

1009
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,660
Connor Williams here with a vlog update.

1010
00:48:25,860 --> 00:48:28,400
Just letting you know how things went on the weekend.

1011
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,580
My friend Zona was running the Grey Goose Bar.

1012
00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:33,880
It's like a pop-up bar down to Cannes.

1013
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:37,700
Which was basically a bar on the strip for the plebs.

1014
00:48:38,260 --> 00:48:43,220
An exclusive groovy VIP lounge for people such as myself at the back.

1015
00:48:43,340 --> 00:48:46,640
So we were there at the film fest, mixing it up down there.

1016
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,420
We thought, fuck it, man.

1017
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,080
Wind up the gooser here.

1018
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,580
Fucking bring the gooser down to Monaco.

1019
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:56,300
The goose lounge transformed into a mobile goose unit.

1020
00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:59,140
Which sold breadsticks as well on the side.

1021
00:48:59,460 --> 00:49:03,160
And we just fucked off down to Monaco for the Italian Grand Prix.

1022
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:07,520
Straight down to Monaco, where I was going to be Lewis Hamilton's kit, man.

1023
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:11,980
Lewis is such a sweetheart, and he was really happy he went to see me, you know.

1024
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,400
Because he does get nervous before the race.

1025
00:49:14,620 --> 00:49:15,960
I usually settle the nerves.

1026
00:49:16,660 --> 00:49:18,900
Don't know who these other people are as a kid there.

1027
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,500
Don't know who the kit was.

1028
00:49:20,980 --> 00:49:23,940
I don't know who the black lad was, but he was a nice guy too.

1029
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,280
A few hours to go before the race.

1030
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:27,980
I said to Lou, look, Lou.

1031
00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:30,300
I'm a little bit fucking stale from last night.

1032
00:49:30,460 --> 00:49:32,560
I'm just going to go and catch a few fucking Zs.

1033
00:49:32,980 --> 00:49:35,100
Lou was like, that's no problem, Connor.

1034
00:49:35,260 --> 00:49:36,380
Went back to the gooser.

1035
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,180
And there's no one there yet, you know.

1036
00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:39,120
We hadn't opened up.

1037
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:42,860
So I just got fucking furry wings on the fucking great goose couch.

1038
00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:45,920
If it's good for the goose, it's good for the gander.

1039
00:49:46,660 --> 00:49:50,200
The great thing about goose is that the hangover is really pure.

1040
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,340
It's not a fucking heady skag buzz.

1041
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,500
It's definitely not a fucking body blow.

1042
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:01,620
It's more like a kind of all-encompassing goose cloud.

1043
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:02,640
Goose cloud.

1044
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:03,600
Goose cloud.

1045
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:04,560
Goose cloud.

1046
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:08,140
The only prob I'd say is that your farts smell like goose shit.

1047
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:19,860
The fact that Mercedes were willing to bring me on as a technician and a Lewis Hamilton motivational speech writer really helped give Lewis the boost he needed.

1048
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,680
Like, you know, after he won the race, it was time to party.

1049
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,680
Back to the goose lounge.

1050
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:30,400
I had this cool kind of Ivan Yates soundscape, which I made up.

1051
00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:33,740
And that really went down a blast.

1052
00:50:34,340 --> 00:50:36,320
Everybody had a blast.

1053
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:57,840
Who do you actually think you are?

1054
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:11,560
Just fucking boogied the night away, like, you know.

1055
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,140
It's almost six o'clock.

1056
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:13,840
Whoa!

1057
00:51:14,260 --> 00:51:15,620
Fucked it up again, man.

1058
00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:17,440
We're having a good lap here, guys.

1059
00:51:18,220 --> 00:51:18,900
Welcome back.

1060
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:26,240
Going for a blitzkrieg here on the fucking Nuremberg time trials.

1061
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:29,460
See how we get on.

1062
00:51:31,540 --> 00:51:32,800
On the M50.

1063
00:51:33,080 --> 00:51:34,180
A lot of traffic today.

1064
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,040
Traffic and travel.

1065
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,740
It's after six o'clock.

1066
00:51:40,340 --> 00:51:44,420
Things are getting a little bit spicy here.

1067
00:51:45,580 --> 00:51:46,060
Oh!

1068
00:51:46,060 --> 00:51:55,040
Zurich tits.ie.

1069
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:57,280
Zurich tits.ie.

1070
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,500
Zurich filth.ie.

1071
00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:01,860
Zurich filth.ie.

1072
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,660
It's almost six o'clock.

1073
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:06,900
I don't know.

1074
00:52:06,940 --> 00:52:07,800
I don't know what to say.

1075
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,340
I fucking do not know what to say, man.

1076
00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:12,660
Fucking...

1077
00:52:12,660 --> 00:52:28,020
San Pellegrino.

1078
00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:28,340
Oh.

1079
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:38,760
I saved you some San Pellegrino, stream viewers.

1080
00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:40,660
There you go.

1081
00:52:40,660 --> 00:52:46,000
If you don't want some, just say.

1082
00:52:48,340 --> 00:52:50,620
I won't bite your head off or anything.

1083
00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:54,840
Go on.

1084
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:56,400
Have a bit.

1085
00:52:58,560 --> 00:52:59,420
Go on.

1086
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:08,740
I just spoke to your wife.

1087
00:53:08,740 --> 00:53:10,300
Captain Cabinets.

1088
00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:12,580
You've been the victim of bank fraud.

1089
00:53:12,700 --> 00:53:14,160
It's almost six o'clock.

1090
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:16,400
Thanks so much.

1091
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:20,660
Remember the gang in six years paid the elbow to expose himself?

1092
00:53:21,620 --> 00:53:23,260
Absolute kittens without mittens.

1093
00:53:24,420 --> 00:53:26,420
I do remember that.

1094
00:53:26,420 --> 00:53:28,760
What an absolute day that was.

1095
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:33,700
Big shout out to Mercedes for the racing slips.

1096
00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:38,440
These guys are crafted from pure Indonesian polyester.

1097
00:53:39,100 --> 00:53:41,380
Hand stitched by small people out there.

1098
00:53:41,380 --> 00:53:42,380
They are young.

1099
00:53:42,380 --> 00:53:44,640
They are young.

1100
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:54,920
But I mean, they are paid a good wage in comparison to, you know, what you would get out of here if you were paying for a slip-on situation yourself.

1101
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,060
Bit of dust there.

1102
00:53:58,060 --> 00:53:58,060
Bit of dust there.

1103
00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,260
Nothing.

1104
00:53:59,260 --> 00:54:01,440
A little bit of buffing won't handle or fix.

1105
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:04,120
Luxury.

1106
00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:07,160
If you want pure luxury, these are for you.

1107
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,340
I'm actually going to be bringing out my own signature brand.

1108
00:54:10,620 --> 00:54:14,520
Because when I was over there in Monaco, Lewis was telling me this is what I should be on, you know.

1109
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:16,500
The fucking slipper money.

1110
00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:18,840
That's where the real books are.

1111
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,160
He's making big time slipper dollar.

1112
00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:24,840
And he's also making his own customized.

1113
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:25,500
It's almost six o'clock.

1114
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:28,600
Lewis Hamilton nose piercings as well.

1115
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:31,940
But, uh, yeah.

1116
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:33,600
That was that, you know.

1117
00:54:34,660 --> 00:54:36,500
Fucking weird one as well, the last day.

1118
00:54:37,020 --> 00:54:37,220
The.

1119
00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:41,340
Har-har came home from fucking school.

1120
00:54:42,180 --> 00:54:43,400
It's almost six o'clock.

1121
00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:45,000
Time to get down to your local.

1122
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:45,000
Tamagotchi, thanks so much.

1123
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:51,320
Tamagotchi, really, really sweet of you.

1124
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:55,700
To be coming into here with that $4.95 donation.

1125
00:54:56,380 --> 00:55:00,960
Really helping me get back on track again after that monument crash.

1126
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,260
On that last lap.

1127
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:04,680
But we're back in black, baby.

1128
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,940
Fucking Amy Winehouse.

1129
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:11,480
Fuck.

1130
00:55:13,060 --> 00:55:14,580
Start that again, guys.

1131
00:55:14,700 --> 00:55:15,500
Sorry about that.

1132
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:25,140
Just want to say a big shout out to Maria Walsh.

1133
00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:26,740
From me, Connor Williams.

1134
00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:29,180
And everybody at Mercedes.

1135
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,260
It's almost six o'clock, Maria.

1136
00:55:32,900 --> 00:55:33,400
Zurich, thanks, darling.

1137
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:36,200
When you're out there in Brussels giving the bruskers what's for,

1138
00:55:36,940 --> 00:55:39,580
make sure to pop into your local Zurich Broker too.

1139
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,140
I know a friend out there.

1140
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,580
He's key holder in the shop in the city center.

1141
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:47,620
If you want to go in after hours, I can arrange for that.

1142
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,040
I'll have a fucking couplage.

1143
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,120
Sorry about that.

1144
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,420
That was only meant to come on once, guys.

1145
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,560
Didn't realize there was a Maria Walsh second shout out.

1146
00:55:56,380 --> 00:55:57,420
Replaying itself.

1147
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,640
Making a mockery out of the stream.

1148
00:56:00,420 --> 00:56:01,480
I know what you come here for.

1149
00:56:01,820 --> 00:56:03,320
And it's pure drive time pleasure.

1150
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:08,600
Inspersed with current topical affairs, blasts of Ivan Yates.

1151
00:56:09,380 --> 00:56:12,260
And all the latest sports coverage.

1152
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:16,760
Coming up, we have more Roland Garros.

1153
00:56:18,940 --> 00:56:20,140
After this lap.

1154
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,800
So do stick with us for that.

1155
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:29,640
At the moment, though, we're going to really try and plug plat for the whole situation here.

1156
00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:30,940
Pedal to the metal.

1157
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:31,720
Courtesy.

1158
00:56:31,740 --> 00:56:32,440
Just want to say it.

1159
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:33,300
Sorry about that.

1160
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:34,660
Courtesy of Mercedes.

1161
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:38,960
Bringing you the best racing slippers you've ever seen.

1162
00:56:40,560 --> 00:56:42,260
Not available in shops, guys.

1163
00:56:42,340 --> 00:56:43,620
But will be available soon.

1164
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,540
Signature fucking slippers.

1165
00:56:45,780 --> 00:56:49,140
Connor Williams' signature racing slips.

1166
00:56:50,140 --> 00:56:52,440
Now, these will be the bees' knees.

1167
00:56:52,780 --> 00:56:54,220
You've got to turn up to work in these.

1168
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:58,300
Driving your Mercedes to work every day on the M50 like this.

1169
00:56:58,520 --> 00:56:59,160
Overtaking.

1170
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:00,200
Fist in the air.

1171
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:01,440
Let them know who you are.

1172
00:57:01,820 --> 00:57:03,120
I'm Connor Williams.

1173
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,080
It's almost six o'clock.

1174
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,480
And you've just been overtaken.

1175
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:10,380
Fuck.

1176
00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:11,620
No, no, no, no.

1177
00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:12,160
No, no, no.

1178
00:57:13,620 --> 00:57:15,140
I'm in the fucking green again.

1179
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:16,160
Sorry, guys.

1180
00:57:16,260 --> 00:57:17,900
My fucking head's up my arse.

1181
00:57:17,980 --> 00:57:18,940
Head's up my arse.

1182
00:57:19,860 --> 00:57:22,000
Head is well and truly up my arse, guys.

1183
00:57:24,300 --> 00:57:26,340
I'm on one apex and I'm on the next.

1184
00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:28,460
It's almost six o'clock.

1185
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:30,320
I'm on the next.

1186
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:38,180
In all seriousness, though, I'm kind of struggling to deal with a few demons inside my head at the moment.

1187
00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:46,380
The impending Garda investigation, which I cannot talk about at the moment.

1188
00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:48,100
It's an ongoing legal situation.

1189
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:51,200
But let's just say I'm going to be okay in the end.

1190
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:52,560
I've got a great legal team.

1191
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:53,840
They're going to see me through.

1192
00:57:55,260 --> 00:57:57,480
But on the home front, yeah.

1193
00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:01,120
Arhar came home from school the other day.

1194
00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:03,280
He had a bit of black lipstick on him.

1195
00:58:07,180 --> 00:58:10,780
And, you know, his mother was a bit shocked as well.

1196
00:58:10,860 --> 00:58:14,080
She was like, Konzo, you're going to have to have a word of Arhar.

1197
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,020
He's like, what's he doing now?

1198
00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:17,880
It's almost six o'clock.

1199
00:58:20,020 --> 00:58:22,180
And, yeah, we just had an opposite day.

1200
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:23,180
I was like, what's going on, son?

1201
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:25,840
What's the lipstick about?

1202
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:36,040
He said that it's part of a subculture that he's on now, which listens to dark music.

1203
00:58:36,820 --> 00:58:53,680
Bands such as Rammstein, Stained, Corn, Puddle of Mud, No FX, and to a lesser extent, Static X.

1204
00:58:54,740 --> 00:58:56,000
I said, what's going on, son?

1205
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:00,660
You can't be wearing lipstick for girls, like, you know?

1206
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:04,400
He said, I'm listening to new metal music now.

1207
00:59:04,460 --> 00:59:05,240
I'm a new meddler.

1208
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:07,660
I said, new metal.

1209
00:59:08,460 --> 00:59:09,640
Fucking news to me.

1210
00:59:12,140 --> 00:59:13,940
I said, what's going on there, son?

1211
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:15,900
I said, nothing, dad.

1212
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:16,660
You don't understand.

1213
00:59:17,860 --> 00:59:24,740
Now, can you buy me a black Jansport bag within the next hour?

1214
00:59:24,740 --> 00:59:27,720
Because I want to go into town and stand around Central Bank.

1215
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:36,300
I was like, son, the only time I ever want you to be standing around Central Bank is when you're making fat piles of

1216
00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:44,100
wonga after you go into your fucking internship at KPMG as soon as you finish, courtesy of your old fella.

1217
00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:44,940
All right?

1218
00:59:44,940 --> 00:59:48,900
And if that's not good enough, you're going to be on the sales team for Mercedes Ireland.

1219
00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:49,900
How about that, son?

1220
00:59:49,900 --> 00:59:51,820
I said, I don't want to do that.

1221
00:59:51,820 --> 00:59:53,280
I want to be a rock star.

1222
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:56,120
I said, rock stars don't wear black lipstick, son.

1223
00:59:56,660 --> 00:59:58,040
Unless you're fucking...

1224
00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,280
Chrissy Hynde or something.

1225
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,800
Oh, for fuck's sake, man.

1226
01:00:05,160 --> 01:00:07,400
These raisin slippers are fucking useless, man.

1227
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:08,420
Get the fuck out.

1228
01:00:10,260 --> 01:00:10,980
Shit, man.

1229
01:00:16,980 --> 01:00:18,200
I said, son, man.

1230
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:18,620
You're going to...

1231
01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:20,020
Son, man.

1232
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,620
We're just after buying you this fucking shimp.

1233
01:00:22,980 --> 01:00:24,060
And now you want a backpack?

1234
01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:26,640
What are you going to do with Mr. Tickles?

1235
01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:27,700
Are you going to bring him into town?

1236
01:00:27,780 --> 01:00:28,300
He said, no.

1237
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:29,680
I said, why not?

1238
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:31,800
I said, you're not allowed.

1239
01:00:32,060 --> 01:00:34,360
And two, he's not even hanging out with me anymore.

1240
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:36,320
I said, where is he?

1241
01:00:36,580 --> 01:00:39,480
I said, he's gone fucking to the garden center with mom.

1242
01:00:40,540 --> 01:00:41,460
He's actually...

1243
01:00:41,460 --> 01:00:42,880
And how's he get there?

1244
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:48,300
He's fucking drove the second Mercedes to home base with my wife.

1245
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:50,740
I was fucking raging.

1246
01:00:54,420 --> 01:00:57,600
So my wife is cheating on me with a fucking chimp.

1247
01:01:01,780 --> 01:01:03,880
Zurichchimp.ie.

1248
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:07,760
And my son is dressing like a girl.

1249
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:11,220
And it's beginning to become a little bit too hectic.

1250
01:01:12,020 --> 01:01:13,260
So what I did...

1251
01:01:13,260 --> 01:01:15,360
I mean, you can see that it's reflected in my driving.

1252
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:17,180
I said, look, son.

1253
01:01:17,300 --> 01:01:19,360
I have to go back to Roland Garros tomorrow.

1254
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:23,740
When I come back, you need to knock this on the head.

1255
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:25,260
I don't mind the fucking music.

1256
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,220
I'm driving this thing.

1257
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:27,380
Wearing the makeup stuff.

1258
01:01:27,540 --> 01:01:28,840
I don't know if this is going to be good for you, man.

1259
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,560
And I said, it's just what I want to do now.

1260
01:01:32,620 --> 01:01:33,480
You've got to respect that.

1261
01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:36,420
It's 2019, Dad.

1262
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,460
Given the times, you're just a dinosaur.

1263
01:01:38,460 --> 01:01:40,920
Saying all this fucking shit to me like, you know.

1264
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:45,420
I said, this dinosaur pays for everything you have up in that room.

1265
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:49,280
Your fucking Logitech G29 racing wheel.

1266
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,720
Do you think that just grew on a tree?

1267
01:01:52,420 --> 01:01:52,820
No.

1268
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:54,760
I paid for that, son.

1269
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:58,100
I said, I don't want a racing wheel anymore.

1270
01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:00,620
It's shit.

1271
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:04,100
I just fucking enjoyed it.

1272
01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:10,780
I just got out, left the house, picked up the car keys, got in the Mercedes and went for a big fucking drive.

1273
01:02:14,580 --> 01:02:15,680
Did the M50.

1274
01:02:15,860 --> 01:02:17,260
Five laps of the M50.

1275
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:18,760
Took me about fucking six hours.

1276
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,300
It's almost six o'clock.

1277
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:21,700
Back to the gap there.

1278
01:02:22,340 --> 01:02:23,780
20 past three in the morning.

1279
01:02:26,900 --> 01:02:28,600
Guess what I'm greeted by?

1280
01:02:30,220 --> 01:02:32,580
The fucking chimp opens the door.

1281
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:35,660
He says, what's going on, John?

1282
01:02:35,740 --> 01:02:36,520
You forget your key.

1283
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,820
I said, who's the fucking new man?

1284
01:02:39,460 --> 01:02:42,200
What we had earlier on in home base with my wife?

1285
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:43,680
He said, I was buying a swing set.

1286
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:45,760
I said, what for yourself?

1287
01:02:45,860 --> 01:02:46,380
He goes, yeah.

1288
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:47,320
I'm a chimp.

1289
01:02:50,020 --> 01:02:50,800
I was all right.

1290
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:56,100
I can see again.

1291
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:57,720
He had the little bull gene on him.

1292
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:00,140
Zurich Hardarm.ie.

1293
01:03:00,740 --> 01:03:01,600
I said, listen, man.

1294
01:03:02,580 --> 01:03:03,880
It's been a long day.

1295
01:03:04,060 --> 01:03:06,380
I've just done fucking five laps in the M50.

1296
01:03:07,340 --> 01:03:11,880
The last thing I want to have is a fucking Royal Rumble with you, you simian.

1297
01:03:13,220 --> 01:03:14,920
And I have to cover the fucking tennis.

1298
01:03:15,180 --> 01:03:17,260
And I also don't want any bad press at the moment.

1299
01:03:17,260 --> 01:03:22,440
I'm sorry about slapping you in the face last day, but you're going to have to keep your hands off my wife.

1300
01:03:22,620 --> 01:03:23,160
Do you know that?

1301
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:27,200
He said, yeah, listen, we'll fucking call it quits.

1302
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,180
She's all tired out anyway in bed.

1303
01:03:31,340 --> 01:03:32,060
He said that.

1304
01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:34,200
I didn't read between the lines.

1305
01:03:34,420 --> 01:03:38,840
I just thought, what's your shrink going to say in the morning if you tell him you fucking punch at the chip again?

1306
01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:41,440
I said, listen, count to ten.

1307
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:47,200
One, two, three, four, five.

1308
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:53,020
It's almost six, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

1309
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:55,020
Connor Williams.

1310
01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:58,300
You are a placid lake.

1311
01:03:59,380 --> 01:04:00,140
Just went to bed.

1312
01:04:01,660 --> 01:04:02,080
Fucking.

1313
01:04:06,300 --> 01:04:08,260
I don't know what I'm doing.

1314
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:10,620
I just don't know what I'm fucking doing, to be honest.

1315
01:04:12,700 --> 01:04:13,600
So, there we go.

1316
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:34,940
Headbells, you know.

1317
01:04:35,340 --> 01:04:47,300
But the only time I can actually feel myself is when I'm behind the wheel.

1318
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:55,740
I'm really grateful that you're here guys.

1319
01:04:55,740 --> 01:05:00,360
I'm really grateful that you're here.

1320
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:01,020
Thanks so much.

1321
01:05:01,020 --> 01:05:11,740
So I went online and just had to look for different, this goth, this whole fucking nu metal goth thing.

1322
01:05:11,740 --> 01:05:16,300
And had a look at that culture and just trying to get to grips with it.

1323
01:05:16,300 --> 01:05:18,800
Because I want to come to terms with what my son's doing.

1324
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:20,620
And I want him to be happy.

1325
01:05:20,620 --> 01:05:23,020
I don't want to dictate his life to him.

1326
01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:25,020
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1327
01:05:25,020 --> 01:05:27,380
I saw this video here.

1328
01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:30,140
This was my findings of the goth culture subset.

1329
01:05:30,140 --> 01:05:32,900
How's it going guys?

1330
01:05:32,900 --> 01:05:37,740
Connor Williams here, senior sales executive of Mercedes Ireland.

1331
01:05:37,740 --> 01:05:41,480
Just dropping in with you to check out some of the other cultures that are going on around

1332
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:42,620
the world.

1333
01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:47,820
Right now we're looking at goths under a bridge doing some dancing.

1334
01:05:47,820 --> 01:05:48,820
Nice bit of techno.

1335
01:05:48,820 --> 01:05:50,820
See that guy in the green there?

1336
01:05:50,820 --> 01:05:52,700
He's wearing these shaggy shoes.

1337
01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:55,740
That girl there, she's scary.

1338
01:05:55,740 --> 01:05:58,260
She might be on pills.

1339
01:05:58,260 --> 01:06:01,020
I'm just looking at images like this that make me scared for the future.

1340
01:06:01,020 --> 01:06:03,020
What's going to happen to my children?

1341
01:06:03,020 --> 01:06:04,020
Will they turn out like this?

1342
01:06:04,020 --> 01:06:05,860
And you look at this set up here.

1343
01:06:05,860 --> 01:06:07,860
Some guy with a fucking squeaker.

1344
01:06:07,860 --> 01:06:11,100
What's that going to do you in a few years when you're looking back?

1345
01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:13,020
Got a mortgage to pay?

1346
01:06:13,020 --> 01:06:14,020
And kids.

1347
01:06:14,020 --> 01:06:15,020
And a wife.

1348
01:06:15,020 --> 01:06:16,020
And a car.

1349
01:06:16,020 --> 01:06:19,780
What was I doing when I should have been working?

1350
01:06:19,780 --> 01:06:23,620
I was fucking playing with the squeaker under a bridge.

1351
01:06:23,620 --> 01:06:27,780
Probably the only one with a bit of cop on here is the guy with the beer who's just standing

1352
01:06:27,780 --> 01:06:30,780
idly at the side without any makeup.

1353
01:06:30,780 --> 01:06:31,780
Laughing.

1354
01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:34,540
laughing at the comedy he sees in front of him.

1355
01:06:34,540 --> 01:06:39,540
But also thankful that he hasn't been sucked in by these.

1356
01:06:39,540 --> 01:06:40,540
Connor Williams.

1357
01:06:40,540 --> 01:06:41,540
Mercedes.

1358
01:06:41,540 --> 01:06:44,300
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1359
01:06:44,300 --> 01:06:47,300
Sorry there, someone was saying the green screen slipped.

1360
01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:49,300
But it isn't a green screen.

1361
01:06:49,300 --> 01:06:52,300
You're actually breaking the illusion of yourself.

1362
01:06:52,300 --> 01:06:54,300
Your mind is making that up.

1363
01:06:54,300 --> 01:07:00,300
And uh, yeah, I mean, look, I'm going to come to terms with my son.

1364
01:07:00,300 --> 01:07:09,060
And everything that he is and will be.

1365
01:07:09,060 --> 01:07:11,060
Mr. CD player, thanks so much.

1366
01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:12,060
People are saying donations.

1367
01:07:12,060 --> 01:07:13,060
You should do, John.

1368
01:07:13,060 --> 01:07:14,060
Stop working.

1369
01:07:14,060 --> 01:07:18,060
Um, it's just when I'm racing, I don't have time, so.

1370
01:07:18,060 --> 01:07:25,060
That's all that's about, right, you know?

1371
01:07:25,060 --> 01:07:27,060
Thanks so much, Mr. CD player.

1372
01:07:27,060 --> 01:07:29,060
Really grateful for that.

1373
01:07:29,060 --> 01:07:30,060
I love you a bit of schlur.

1374
01:07:30,060 --> 01:07:31,060
I love you a bit of schlur.

1375
01:07:31,060 --> 01:07:33,060
I rated most of that last night.

1376
01:07:33,060 --> 01:07:34,060
Shaking the change.

1377
01:07:34,060 --> 01:07:35,060
That's the colour.

1378
01:07:35,060 --> 01:07:36,060
Thanks so much.

1379
01:07:36,060 --> 01:07:39,060
I'm not a big iPad.

1380
01:07:39,060 --> 01:07:45,060
Quick look again at the Zurich situation before we go to our last clip, Roland Garros.

1381
01:07:45,060 --> 01:07:51,060
Hopefully tomorrow or Friday, whenever we're back, we're going to be able to, uh, get this silver.

1382
01:07:51,060 --> 01:07:53,060
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1383
01:07:53,060 --> 01:07:54,060
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer.

1384
01:07:54,060 --> 01:07:55,060
Eluding me at the moment.

1385
01:07:55,060 --> 01:07:57,060
And ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1386
01:07:57,060 --> 01:07:57,820
Fix the white line.

1387
01:07:57,820 --> 01:07:58,820
Yeah, that's fixed.

1388
01:07:58,820 --> 01:07:59,820
That's fixed.

1389
01:07:59,820 --> 01:08:00,820
You're a bit late.

1390
01:08:00,820 --> 01:08:01,820
You're late to the party.

1391
01:08:01,820 --> 01:08:02,820
Thanks very much.

1392
01:08:02,820 --> 01:08:04,820
Think I'm going to have a, I think I'm going to have a Snickers.

1393
01:08:04,820 --> 01:08:05,820
I'm just going to have a Snickers.

1394
01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:06,820
I'm just going to have a Snickers.

1395
01:08:06,820 --> 01:08:06,820
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1396
01:08:06,820 --> 01:08:20,820
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1397
01:08:20,820 --> 01:08:22,820
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1398
01:08:22,820 --> 01:08:23,820
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1399
01:08:23,820 --> 01:08:24,820
Thanks so much for that.

1400
01:08:24,820 --> 01:08:29,820
Fix the green screen.

1401
01:08:29,820 --> 01:08:34,820
I'll take your advice.

1402
01:08:34,820 --> 01:08:35,820
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1403
01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:42,820
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1404
01:08:42,820 --> 01:08:56,320
Boxes of Cobra chocolate, thank you so much. Between the hours of five and seven, Yates hours.

1405
01:08:57,140 --> 01:09:04,000
It's almost six o'clock. Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1406
01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:10,160
That's when I feel most comfortable. No one can bother me. I can just drive.

1407
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:22,900
Forget about all those problems. I'd offer you a bit of slur, but I raided most of that last night.

1408
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:26,560
She's big, though. She's big. I'm bad.

1409
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:34,180
Thanks very much, Boxes of Cobra Toxin. Fixed green screen. It's really kind of you.

1410
01:09:34,180 --> 01:09:39,260
Everybody who's donated, watch today. This has been Drive Time.

1411
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:48,440
I've been Connor Williams. It's almost six o'clock. Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1412
01:09:52,180 --> 01:09:54,480
Just have a little look here while Jurek are spinning out.

1413
01:09:58,900 --> 01:09:59,960
How to start a pension.

1414
01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:16,520
I'd offer you a bit of slur, but I raided most of that last night. Tommy Miller's eyeliner, thanks so much, man. Although I do believe you call it guyliner. Or that's what my son, Arhar, called it.

1415
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:22,620
I was like, son. It's fucking women's makeup. He goes, it's guyliner.

1416
01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:28,920
You know, I'd offer you a bit of slur, but I raided most of that last night.

1417
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:30,800
Do you know if you blame me, though?

1418
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:31,640
Huey Bear.

1419
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:32,640
For the week, I've had.

1420
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:42,760
Thanks so much. Really kind of you. Thank you so much. It means a lot. You need to kick Mr. Tickles out before he steals the merc.

1421
01:10:44,120 --> 01:11:01,560
I'm on it. I'm well ahead of you. I just can't dispose of a monkey that easy, you know? I was at Dublin Zoo earlier on. Asked them a few questions. Do you want a new monkey? Do you want to take a new monkey for a test drive? Dublin Zoo.

1422
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:12,880
He said, who are you? Is this a prank call? I said, no. I'm Connor Williams. Former senior sales executive of Mercedes Ireland.

1423
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:21,760
Partner at KPMG by the age of 23 and now proud owner of the new monkey, Mr. Tickles.

1424
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:28,180
Who's actually giving me a bit of grief, but I think he's going to be right at home in your little chimps enclosure.

1425
01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:35,080
Maybe I can bring him down for a little spin tomorrow. Take him for a look around. Hold his hand.

1426
01:11:36,260 --> 01:11:41,400
Fit him for a banana. Let some of the people see him. Let some of the kids pet him. Maybe they'll enjoy it.

1427
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:49,040
Maybe the monkey will really enjoy a new home there. Feed him some peanuts and say good luck. Bye-bye. Adios.

1428
01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:57,680
Enjoy your new home, monkeys. Because you're kicked out of mine. You're never going to come back.

1429
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:12,260
Mr. Tickles. Do you hear me? If you ever set foot in Cologne again, I'm going to fucking throw you into the surf.

1430
01:12:12,260 --> 01:12:17,480
.
